"Why not? Uncle Frank is back!" Frank announced very loudly, "Carrie, we are a family from now on!" "
Carrie has heard about it from Goofy, and this is also the decision made by Goofy Ole after consultation. The little girl likes herself very much and doesn’t resist joining Goofy’s family.
Goofy didn’t expect Frank to be so efficient and get it done so quickly. He got up and took the materials from Frank’s hand, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well done, Frank."
"I’m your cousin after Goofy’s boss’s office, right?" Carrie said to herself, "I’ve never been a cousin!"
Goofy also rubbed Carrie’s little head. "You should call me Brother Goofy instead of Boss Goofy."
"That’s … Goofy Old …" Carrie changed her tune, and the word "elder brother" hasn’t been said yet.
Then Frank suddenly coughed, "Cough, cough, it should be Goofy Dad …"
"What? ！”
Goofy and Carrie stared back at Frank in amazement.
Frank quickly took a timid step back and whispered, "Carrie flies high … and Goofy is your father."
"What?" Carrie didn’t expect the whole little man to be bad. "What? What, goofy boss has become goofy dad? ！”
Goofy is dizzy, too. What the hell is going on?
"Didn’t Frank agree to make Carrie your illegitimate daughter? How did you become my niece again? "
Frank spread out his hand and said, "Don’t worry, listen to me slowly. My friends in the community told me that people like me who have no job, a lot of criminal records and a history of alcoholism don’t raise their illegitimate daughters even if they suddenly have illegitimate daughters. On the contrary, bachelors with regular jobs like you can apply for single parents to raise your daughters if they accidentally have illegitimate daughters."
Goofy was devastated. "So Carrie became my illegitimate daughter, right? But I don’t even have a girlfriend now, and an illegitimate daughter suddenly appears. Who will believe it? "
Frank a wry smile "you and Cheng Jieqian is not quite good? Can be said that the child is her. "
Goofy almost lifted the table. "Nima, do you think two Chinese can give birth to a blonde girl? Even the genetic mutation can’t be so scary. Besides, Carrie is seven years old. I was in middle school seven years ago, okay! "
"What’s the matter with middle school? At that time, you were already fertile. Besides, I remember that you did have several blonde girlfriends in middle school, and one of them, Mary, seemed very beautiful … "Frank mused," Didn’t you take her back to the apartment at the prom? "
"You actually remember this rotten thing …" Goofy had a face of collapse
"Of course you are my only nephew. Of course I care about you," Frank said with a smile, and then patted Goofy on the shoulder. "Congratulations, you are a father now."
Chapter 112 Happy Father
Looking at Frank handing me a thick stack of information, Carrie’s new family background was soaring and crying.
Dude, I’m … I’m a happy dad, okay? !
Although Goofy is used to being cheated by this unreliable uncle, Frank really cheated him this time.
With a little girl, don’t say that death will be affected. Even if you want to fall in love with a beautiful girl, you will be tied behind your back. The bachelor’s life is over and you will have to go to married with children from now on!
Frank looked at Goofy with a sad smile. "What’s the matter? My good nephew, why don’t you care? How lovely a little girl like Carrie is! How many people wish to have such a precious girl! "
Carrie was very sensitive when she saw Goofy’s solemn expression. "Boss Goofy, don’t you want to be my Goofy dad?"
Goofy quickly rubbed Carrie’s little head and said with a smile, "Of course not. I’m happy to be your goofy dad …"
In the final analysis, it’s Frank’s pot, but he can’t get Carrie into trouble.
Now that what’s done is done, it’s better to accept it
"Carrie, we are a family from now on. Don’t worry, I will take good care of you," Goofy said with a smile, and then turned to Frank. "Frank, our elders have added new people to our family. Shouldn’t you show it?"
Goofy won’t let Frank go easily. He has to pay the price.
Frank asked warily, "What do you want me to say?"
Gao Fei said with a quick laugh, "Well, you don’t go home much anyway, so make room for Carrie. Then you can sleep on the sofa when you get home."
"What? ！” Frank suddenly JiYan "this can’t be done! Carrie is your daughter. Why don’t you share a room with her? There is no need to occupy a room alone. "
"That how line? Carrie is a little girl. A little girl has to have her own privacy. How can she live with an old man like me? Right, Carrie? "Goofy winked at Carrie.
Carrie and Goofy are United and nodded seriously. "Goofy’s dad is right!"
Frank looked devastated. "How can I bring my date home after that?"
"What female companion to bring home!" Gao Feiyi sternly criticized, "There are children at home, and your friends are not allowed to bring them home! Besides, there are no illegal guns, drinks and other things that are not good for Carrie’s growth. Is that white? "
Frank knows that he can’t say it alone, but the two of them are so stupid that they say, "It’s white … I’ll turn over a new leaf."
"That’s more like it," Goofy nodded and smiled, pointing to Frank’s room. "This is your room after Carrie is finished."
Carrie was so happy that this was the first time that my little girl had her own room, not to mention following Ole as a tramp day. Even when she was adopted, Carrie never had her own room.
"Thank you goofy dad! Thanks, Frank! "
Carrie couldn’t wait to run high into the room, but she grabbed the little girl first.
"Don’t rush in. Let Frank clean up his mess first."
Frank went back to his room dejectedly, cleaned it up and dragged it out of a huge suitcase. The grocery store seemed to be full of sundries, including an assault rifle, several semi-automatic pistol, a pile of dirty clothes and several sets of professional field equipment.
Goofy took Frank’s sheets apart and threw them into the washing machine, and then sucked the floor with a vacuum cleaner. If he remembered correctly, this was the only cleaning that Frank’s room had done in the last ten years.
After more than two hours of tossing, Frank’s room finally looked habitable, and Goofy was relieved to let Carrie move into her new house.
Frank was sitting on the sofa alone and moping, complaining, "Poor old Frank has been running around the house all day, but in the end he has been swept out of the house. It’s really cold and cold …"
After cleaning, Gao Fei was exhausted. He found that doing this kind of thing is a torture to the heart, so even if he is now six times as physically fit as ordinary people, how tired he should be when cleaning.